men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath
or when he want to focus on kissing you, but gets lost in everything that’s happening and just is breathing heavy in your ear because he’s too focused to even make a whisper.
[lesbians and straight men crying in the distance]
[single people also crying in the distance]
Even though people who score higher on IQ test report sleeping late, night owls are more prone to being emotionally unstable, depressed, and have addiction problems.
so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
for both us and the watermelon
i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation